Dog language translator joke

Talk with your beloved pet on the language of dogs! Translator joke in your pocket. Don't understand what trying to explain the dog? Would like to understand barking, howling, growling or piteous whining? For sure!
Train your puppy from a young age, using clear sound team - choose a phrase and teach the dog to respond appropriately, as in the translator. Barking to attract attention, howling to induce pity, growling, to scare. Dogs are very smart, and with proper education are well aware of team owner
ATTENTION! The developer does not guarantee a dog's response to commands translator! Only diligent care and attention to the desire of the puppy will give a mutual understanding with the animals! Translator dogs - just a joke! Train your pet, and will understand its language without a phrase book or translator! Love animals!