Best Random Jokes

Random Jokes, A large collection of funny jokes on many different topics.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card.
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
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Examples of what's inside:

Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.

When I left home, my mum said, "Don't forget to write." I thought, "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"

"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.

I saw a dog in a cage the other day with a sign saying "I bite", and I thought, that's very interesting dog, but that's not the most important thing about you, you should make a sign saying "I make signs".

My friend says I take things too literally.

Which is strange because I haven't taken anything from anyone recently.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.