Dumbest things ever said

Famous people say the stupidest things, over 650 quotes from celebrities who probably thought they were being quite intelligent and the time… but just ended up giving us all a good laugh.

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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up."
Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people"
David Coleman, Sportscaster

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six."
Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

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*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.